The Christian Pirate Puppets

When Toby Goodshank and Chris Andersen met in a Connecticut highschool, who knew that eight years later they would form the supergroup destined to change the world in a way not seen since The Wyld Stallyns? Move over The Beatles, cause we got a telegram from the War Department with your name on it. Your husband died storming Normandy. They recently recruited Mr. Peter Speer into their ranks. Soon he shall undergo his trial by fire. Should he survive, his name shall be sung in halls of Valhalla. Watch for him at hypothetical future shows.
We are legion.