Looking to Borrow a Humidifier for Tom Cat

Does anyone have a humidifier they can lend me?

My cat has a horrible respiratory infection.
When he breathes it sounds like snake skin flapping.
When he sneezes mucus splatters all over his face.
The other night I was sleeping and I was awoken by his sneeze spraying all over my face. Apparently he was standing over me looking down lovingly...
--or looking down at me wondering how he could get me to help him somehow.

I think a humidifier would help.

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